Minte is a story book character created by Monte especially for hilarious stories. He is very crazy and has created multiple clones for himself. He enjoys eating a ton of bacon. His secret identity is a superhero known as Super Minte. He has multiple friends. He has a pet alpaca.
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the prime example of how to act like a douchebag and still get women in his bed. The Minteer is a social animal and heavy drinker. The Minteer loves cheap pitchers of shitty beer and plays XBox in his apartment, all while studying and attempting to not fail out of college.
Guy 1: Who the fuck is that douchebag hitting on my girlfriend?
Guy 2: That's a Minteer, your girl is fucking him tonight.
Guy 2: That's a Minteer, your girl is fucking him tonight.
by mizzlehotch777 November 17, 2011
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Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009
Get the mantelope mug.an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.
All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.
by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010
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A Montel will usually be quite big, but will have stunning good looks.
A Montel will usually be quite big, but will have stunning good looks.
by Montyboy August 21, 2010
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