Misery God

The one true God! all other god are false as the misery god touches both human and nerd alike!

The misery god strikes when you least expect it. When you think things are going pretty well in your life the misery god punishes you without remorse. He can strike hard at your family, car, studies, work and relationship, just to see your sad and pathetic face.

Super Joe: "Man! I got home this morning and somebody (nigger) broke into my apartment and stole my PS3 and my laptop!"

Random chum: "ROFLMAO! The misery god owned your ass!"

by NisseG May 15, 2009

mister-in-law

The partner of someone's gay brother.

I had dinner with my brother and mister-in-law last night.

by chateaudebelves October 16, 2009

Mister Derp

Mister Derp is a fail troll/baiter.

Mister Derp : LOL I EDITED YOUR POST UMAD

Other Poster: No, not really.

by Bobness234234 October 8, 2011

Miserable Cow

A person--usually an overweight woman--who is always complaining about something trivial.

Man, my boss is such a miserable cow. If she won the mega-millions jackpot, she'd whine about having to go to the bank.

by mulligan69 July 28, 2014

misterdostoyevsky

A TikTok account that generally makes bungou stray dogs/code geass content. They kin quite concerning characters including Evangelion's Gendo Ikari; despite this seemingly (and rightfully so) worrying statement, it is somewhat enjoyable to hold a conversation with them. Along with Gendo, misterdoystoyevsky also kins mori and Griffith. Misterdostoyevsky (Alex) is what some would describe as an 'odd cookie!😅💞', their personality generally represents that of Bing Bong from inside out, Bibble from barbie and Fyodor from bungou stray dogs. Alex despises society... claiming that 'society made them this way' .... they're an intj 8w9 845 sp/sx which explains a lot! Misterdostoyevsky likes molchat doma and enjoys being in control, they are anemic and quite reserved (to an extent/they are not what one would describe as shy!😅).

Alex can analyse others extremely well, an example would be when they called me out, despite me hiding my true colours🖤 🥀 :
' "Sometimes I don't wanna be happy

Don't hold it against me

If I'm down just leave me there

Let me be sad"
This is so you:pleading_face::pleading_face::pleading_face: '
I never knew one could see that I didn't want to be happy...

person one: are you mutuals with user misterdostoyevsky on TikTok!?
person two: no, who's that?
person one: you're a creep, a weirdo.....
person two: hey aren't those lyrics from Radiohead's song 'creep'?
person one: shut the fuck up freak (and then proceeds to murder person two)
person two:

by coolsmartprettygirl June 24, 2021

your sister a mister lol

One of the more gritty underground roasts, please use with extreme caution. May cause recipient to go into an anaphylactic shock, epileptic fit and or straight up seizure. Other side effects which have been known to be a consequence of this insult includes full-blown autism or an addition of a chromosome.

Sarah: Your mother is a child-beating, cheap whorewho has achieved nothing manage to trap a man to have a child with her, a massive mistake... you. That mistake is you, you unloved virgin.

Janet: your sister a mister lol

Sarah: *Develops autism and literally fucking dies from her throat closing up*

by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018

Miserality

The state of being in extreme discomfort or excruciating pain.

Swimming on no sleep puts you in a very bad state of miserality.

by Definitely not someone with the initials DP July 6, 2005