Ming Ding

N. The female reproductive organ; pussy.

Since Ed bought that Ferrari, he's been getting mo' Ming Ding.

by Mister Chow Chow February 5, 2009

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

by marshall banana June 12, 2004

ming dynasty

Something that is beyond the normal minging or to ming. Somehow it is totally unrelated to the Ming Dynasty.

A guy once said to someone that something minged, the other guy thought that this thing minged so much, it was Ming Dynasty, to imply that it was greater than something that mearly minged, the extensive rule of the Ming Dynasty somehow found its way here to emphasise ming.

Person 1: "OMG that totally mings"
Person 2: "yeh, that is Ming Dynasty"

by SteveOST200 June 13, 2005

ming gin

A stupid retard that has a retarded face and makes bad and lame jokes

You are such a Ming Gin

by trevinonono April 13, 2014

Ming Dynasty

The moment of time when you were looking particularly unattractive, that was your Ming Dynasty.

Oh Cheryl before I got my really good hair straighteners it was the Ming Dynasty.

Dave mate, before I cut off my dreadlocks and lost all that weight I was living in the Ming Dynasty. I get all the bitches now.

by Bunzenjane April 18, 2010

ming ho

1) something thats just downright dirrty and disgusting
2) a dirrty minging ho

1) ewwwww thats rank, totally fuckin ming ho
2) you shagged *her*?!?! but shes a ming ho!!!

and so on and so forth...

by Uncle Phil July 19, 2003

Ming Sting

A minger thats been around the block and is bound to have picked up a few things on her travels

"no way man that bird will give ya ming sting"

"that chick is ming sting for sure"

by Ronhole February 11, 2009