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by PapaPelisChild August 8, 2021

Midwest Hot Pocket

Midwest Hot Pocket is the act in which two males hook up in a porta potty or bathroom stall and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each others anuses. This behavior usually happens around late summer or early fall when County and State Fairs are going on. However, it not exclusively beholden to those seasons. It has been reported to occur during the other seasons as well.

Bro #1: Man, all the shitters are being used.
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!

by Chunkyblue August 22, 2022

Midwest

A place where weather has no rules

The midwest is colder than Moscow today
and hotter then phoenix tomorrow

by Дecca January 29, 2019

midwestern sorority girl

Your typical spoiled gitty sororty girl that pouts all the time and is never satisfied. Also known to be very indecisive and to be a sexual tease.

Lisa is your typical Midwestern Sorority Girl.

by Gui-Pac February 11, 2006

Midwest face

Midwest face: A girl with a face that is rather bland, homely and does not stand out. Typically (from the burbs of Chicago or small towns) these girls look as if they should be hot from far away but upon closer inspection there isn't one identifiably attractive feature on their face. See also : butterface, landmine.

She looked really hot from across the bar and then when I got closer I noticed she had total midwest face.

by Damon_James May 28, 2011

Mikestrosity

To take a simple situation and make it so painfully and horrendously awkward or (funny for spectators) that it reminds someone of Michael Scott from The Office.

Jeff told Sasha on the third date that he was madly in love with her. It was a mikestrosity.

by Nickobocker May 10, 2010

Midwestern Goodbye

The point at a social gathering at which an attendee takes a deep breath, slaps his/her knees, and then gets up forcefully while saying something along the lines of "Well, time to head out."

Jonie - *sigh*"Well guys I'm gonna get out of here."

Billie - "Cool. Let me borrow 4 or 5 four a couple mcgriddles fam."

Richard - "You just witnessed that boy's textbook Midwestern Goodbye shit for the last time, fye me cuh?

by burnthewitch April 17, 2022