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pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010
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Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.
"See you, you're a melon pumper!"
by melonpumper October 7, 2012
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Melon Swing

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.
Melontitsbikini topfemales swim suitwet wearMelon Swing
by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010
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melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume
"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"
by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016
mugGet the melon dickmug.

No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.
Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023
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Melon Plucker

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
by skello_nig July 25, 2010
mugGet the Melon Pluckermug.

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
Brad preformed the sloppy melon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013
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