A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.
by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.
Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill
White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
by skello_nig July 25, 2010

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013
