Malibu Toothbrush

When a woman says she'll blow you but she doesn't open her mouth all the way, as in a tease or uppity ho.

I thought that tease was gonna blow me but all she did was the Malibu toothbrush.

by Goon Heaton May 23, 2006

Malify

(verb) To malify. The term for adding notes to a melody while singing and making the voice focused and clear. This is popular with most modern pop stars including Mariah Carey and anyone that tries to personalize The Star Spangled Banner or Amazing Grace. Malifying, however, is when this form of singing works and is enjoyable.

"Way to malify that song! You really wowed the crowd!"

by crazy monkey lady June 22, 2007

malex

think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.

"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.

by honest abe the dke pledge January 22, 2020

Malia

If you find someone named Malia then you are in luck! No matter If she's your Best friend or Girl friend she is just what you need in a person. She is beautiful and stunning. She has beautiful brown hair and is very outgoing. Even though Malia is beautiful on the outside on the inside she suffers and has really bad social anxiety she tells herself that she's ugly and fat when in real life she looks like Tyra Banks from americas next top model She is a great girl friend too! she is extremely affectionate and will brighten up your day no matter what. She is like cheer bear from care bears because she is obsessed with old/vintage things, this leads to her pink/Girly aesthetic. All in all if you know a Malia you know a true Queen

You: Oh, Hey Malia hows it going?
Malia: good! how about you?
You: ive been better
Malia: oh im so sorry, is there anything I can do?

(...Will brighten up your day no matter what.)

Malia: Hey im gonna go thrifting today! Wanna come!
You: uh sure... why tho...
Malia: I wanna find some vintage things, also some cool girly aesthetic clothes

by ThatBishNamedHannah February 16, 2019

Malichi

A really big Simp who admits he is. Horny 24/7 and lowkey seems like he would be a Pan. He looks a little gay but isn’t but he’s till a SIMP.

ili: who is that guy with the blue hair pretending to cut himself

Nik: Malichi the big ass Simp

by For my homies April 27, 2020

Malice

A fucking gorgeous female, some what wild in nature, appealing to most that she presents herself to, and possessing a sexual frenzy like no other. Though she holds a evil side none should cross. When angered this female turns into a nightmare, relishing in the torture, almost aroused by it. Revealing her hostile impulse to inflict great pain and or the death of her opponent.

Tom: I want that bitch!
Dick: Caution!! That girl is a malice! She will feed you your own balls if you piss her off!!!

by tom&dick001 March 20, 2011

Mali

A mali is some one who a woman who dont have time for drama and is to grown for petty shit and is very loyal and cares about about family but if you call her out her name there will be a problem!!!

Dont mess with that girl she is a mali and she dont play!?

by Badbitchesdontplay May 12, 2018