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Malcolm

nice but not. Malcolm’s are complicated characters. they can be absolute sweethearts or they can be jerks and incredibly secretive. Malcolm has trust issues and is also hard for others to trust. He also sometimes finds himself in the wrong crowd, often making bad friends who end up hurting his other relationships. He acts like he is “cool” to some but when you get close to him he’s really weird and different in a good way. not your average person. The sad thing is Malcolm is not always forgiving and may have trouble keeping relationships or friendships going because of this. If you make a mistake with him that may be your last because he is one to walk away when upset about a small circumstance. Malcolm does not hold back so he’ll freely tell you to fuck off or break up with you but other times he will hide his feelings from you in order not to hurt you. He is a good lier and lies frequently so it’s very hard to be close friends with him because you can’t tell when he is being serious. He’s complex but i still love him no matter what and if you know a Malcolm maybe they r just struggling and r lost so they may be mean sometimes but try to treat them kindly regardless. Malcolm if you’re reading this, hi it’s Lauren, I dislike u but I care about u and always will. Thanks for all the wonderful memories and I’m sorry about all the horrible ones and I wish I could erase them. Love u (as a friend ofc) <3
Malcolm is confusing.
by TheGoofyDino December 29, 2021
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malcolm

a gay man who has a vagina the name malcolm originated in 1456 in japan malcolm is also commonly used when someone messes up a relationship
for malcolm sake my boyfriend broke up with me

i just saw a malcolm walking down the street dressed as a woman
by ailbhe January 11, 2025
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Max Malcolm

Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3
Cyrus : Max Malcolm is one of the best people i’ve ever met! <3
by Curtexxsz June 4, 2022
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Malcolm

pulls people all the time, he's hot and pulls people at his middle school where he's the most popular person. All the girls want him but he only likes one girl named Brey. He has to fend off women everywhere he goes because they are so attracted to him.
She has a crush on Malcolm
by 8247872686324 April 4, 2022
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Malcolm bishop

A big specy bald cunt who walks through town talking to himself and is most definitely gay
Oh shit look at that twat oh wait.... na it's just Malcolm bishop
by Bigdongwingwong February 8, 2019
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Malcolm Castronova

A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.
Man, stop being such a Malcolm Castronova.
by mywifetookthekids123 October 5, 2018
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Sexy Malcolm

Malcolm is sexy. Sexy is Malcolm. He is very sexy so he pulls all of the huzz.
Man that Sexy Malcolm is looking fine today.
by Sexy Malcolm December 17, 2024
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