local broker

A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.

While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .

by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017

Local Mosher

Some one who gose to local non-mainstream shows and moshes.

"Dude, I can tell you already, There is going to be a fuck load of local moshers at this show."

by MiLKK_ March 4, 2009

local hater

the exact opposite of locally hated except it's just making fun of the people who get made fun of *locally*

P1: Dude did you see that guy with the "locally hated" sticker?

P2: Nah bro, I only made fun of his truck ONE TIME.
P1: I guess you're a local hater.

by jessica worstershire October 24, 2019

local intelligenti

Local intelligenti are the people visibly hanging out in the neighborhood: people on their porches watching the street, gang of kids hanging out on the corner, etc

Took the wrong exit off the highway, asked the local intelligenti how to get back to 95.

by Patvl June 5, 2018

local call

to urinate

"I'll only be a minute, it's just a local call".

Similar, "I'll be right back, gotta make a long distance call". (Poop)

by Doctah Jeff January 17, 2014

Beaver Local

A racist school in the town of East Liverpool, where staff only care about kids with known last names. They think they're better than everyone but we all know your parents are paying of lifetime debts. Where do they get all this money from? working a minimum wage?? They all either date or cheat on each other. They suck at sports and think it'll get them somewhere in life. This school acts like they have so much money but cant even afford proper air conditioning? Very egoistical. Kids there smell like shit. White ass school. 90% Country kids, Other 10% are white kids who think they're gangbanger then proceed to go home to a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom house.. The administrator do not care about the poc students, if you aren't white you aren't shit. Most of the students there are ugly as fuck even the popular ones. Basic with no personality. Has the worst environment and always smells like sewage. Grossssssssssssssss

Oh you go to Beaver Local? That racist ass school??

by anonman12_ April 26, 2022

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017