Urban Libtionary

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by You're all pissing me off July 29, 2017

poop libby

1) symptom to a serious medical condition.
2) a fictional medical condition used to call in sick for work

"i've got a bad case of the poop libby's."
"the doctor says i have poop libby and i can't come in today."
"are you coming down with poop libby?"
"oooohhh i've got poop libby!"

by shizzelby July 26, 2004

Libbysex

1. v. Having hot naked sex with a person with the name of Libby on the swings in a nearby park during the evening hours.

2. v. The word 'libbysex' can also be used as a synonym for 'sex'. (one does not need to "Have libbysex" one simply 'libbysex')

3. 'libbysex' as a synonym for 'hot' or an attractive person

ex1 "Libby and I went down to the park and had libbysex"

ex2 "Hey, do you want to come over to my place and libbysex?"

ex3 "That girl is totally libbysex" or "OMFG THEY ARE TEH LIBBYSEX"

by P. Hammil February 15, 2005

labbing

the state of working on a lab writeup which is all pain no gain

I was labbing last night, and I almost fell asleep

by GanDat September 25, 2010

libid

calm,chill,relaxed

you are so libid

by ponchoo September 5, 2011

Libby

A Libby is a bit crazy. She is great to be around but can make people feel bad about themselves. She is the lazy one but everyone still adores her. She is quiet to people that aren’t her friends but will stick up for anyone.

Oliver: Hey, do you know Libby?
Rebecca: Err...yeah?
Oliver: Well she is so quiet and I can’t get over it.
Rebecca: To you maybe but for me she is a total blast

by name_cutie29 October 14, 2018

Dr. Libido’s Laboratory

The patch of skin between your balls and your anus. Scientifically, perineum also known as gooch.

Hey mom! My gym teacher just made me take a trip to Dr. Libido’s Laboratory!

by DoubD August 17, 2004