A secular 'holiday' consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. Seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also participating in new and beneficial behaviors.
Person A: Why'd you give up sweets for After Lent? You're so skinny.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.
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