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Laser Lock

A Laserdisc (laser Video Disc, Laser Vision Video Disc, Discovision, etc.)manufacturing error in which a foreign object, like dust or dirt, makes its way onto the aluminum core of the disc before the protective layer is put on, rendering certain parts of the disc unplayable. Essentially, the laser does not know where to go when the object blocks the groove. The playback on a disc infected with laser lock depends on being either a Standard Play or Extended Play disc. Laser Lock can usually be skipped over on a Standard play disc, but an Extended Play disc is not as easy to skip and you might not be able to play a lot of what's not infected. On a Standard Play disc, the footage will reverse or skip to another area on the disc. The screen of an extended play disc will turn the same grey that is shown when skipping, but it will stay that way until the laser can find its way back to a clear groove. This is most common with the earliest Discs from the MCA Discovision discs made in the late 70's.
Me: "Hey! The screen just turned gray, Harold did you press skip again?"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"
by cheese tips March 22, 2017
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Lasett

The most gorgeous soul ever! Beautiful face and big hawaiian thighs. Creative and lovely. Very forgiving but also not stupid. Strong and filled with courage.
In greek it means consecrated devoted to God.
Lasett is the most courageous soul on earth.
by Judahsophia June 23, 2018
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Lasseckuht

When a human is particularly tired, and makes a HEAVY keyboard mistake.
Friend one: You busy?

Friend 2: If I dont reply,m is I lasseckuht
Friend 1: What??
Friend 2: Sorry man, I'm just tired.
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Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020
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Laser Lettuce

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"
by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020
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Lasebas

Lasebas, also known as LMYT, LarsemannYT, LasebasYT etc. Is a Minecraft, Gta and Rocket League gamer.

He goes on the school called Bangsund Skole. In Namsos Kommune, Norway.

His friend, Datamasqin is cool
Lasebas e dårli i minecraft.
by Datamasqin Services November 24, 2020
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Lansea

One who originates from North England and is typically a Chad
Damn bro did you see Brian the other day, he was a proper Lansea
by Middleman.oe June 6, 2021
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