Get landscaped

To lose, and then embarrass yourself.

Having lost the election, Trump proceeded to get landscaped by Rudy’s press conference.

by Ral Pie November 20, 2020

prolific lands

Pussy, but for literature.

She kept calling him to her cabin, again and again, asking for him to further explore her prolific lands and to give her that fantastic feeling of pleasure.

by Maryus76 April 11, 2021

Dirty Landis

A Dirty Landis is when you grab a pickle and put a hole in it with a drill and nut inside it and then drink your nut filled pickle.

I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Landis last night, her breath smelled amazing!

by Tennoheikabanzai66 April 29, 2021

Dirty Laís

When a female inserts 3lb of milk in a male anus and the male squirts the milk in her mouth

Today she will do a Dirty Laís with me

by Pearce1501 May 31, 2021

Russian Landscape

The act of planting grass in a girls vagina. You must first fill it with dirt.

When I woke up, I felt something wriggling inside me. It was a worm! Someone had russian landscaped me!

by TH3 CH053N 0N3 June 11, 2009

laissez-unfaire

A spin off from laissez-faire (look it up), but in this term, it means un fair.

Dude1)Dude, its my turn
Dude 2) Thats so laissez-unfaire

by WolfClaw406 January 20, 2009

Laanish

a pain in the butt, or an extremely social person who is trying to be cool.

example 1__

Man that guy is so laanish he is pissing me off.

example 2__

Wow wonder that guy is so laanish, he is trying to be cool

by plz.alt.f4 October 4, 2005