Michael Lang

A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener

Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop

by purplenurple420 February 4, 2019

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the reversed ling lang

When the girl gets the mans penis and punches it into a pulp until the guy nuts

Omg I gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he nutted in my eye

by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022

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victoria lange

an AMAZING HOT ASS CHICK... who IS taken.. Shes the best girfriend in the world!

GOD DAMN.... She is hot... (dude1)

I KNOW!!!! (dude2)

She is victoria lange (dude1)

by Mostamazingbf July 8, 2011

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Lang

Lang means your not cute not attractive basically just ugly just not it period

This shordyyy is so Lang

Ayo bro mama is so Lang it’s not even funny

by RomanNickiManji April 11, 2021

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lang

Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…

hey lang
god my name is fucking kairos
shut up lang
MY NAME ISNT LANG

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

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