Lance of Longinus

The lance that is drenched in Christ's blood that is able to smite anything.

The Lance of Longinus!

by KLT November 08, 2002

Lance Bass

An overweight, stupid-faced, crappy singer with a gay looking smile and now confirmed butt pirate.

Girl#1: I went to an Insync concert -w- my boyfriend and Lance Bass stole him from me!
Girl#2: The same thing happened to me!!!

by Judge Smells July 26, 2006

fran and lance

nickname for a really great couple, as in boyfriend and girlfriend.

Me and Steve are becoming close, we're becoming a "Fran and Lance"

by Lancey Vuongstein February 15, 2005

Lance Bass

to pull a lance bass is to shower your gay lover in showtunes while you do them anally.

Dude last night I dropped the Lance Bass on that guy Xavier from high school.

by teep July 26, 2006

lance armstrong

a term used for the purchace of a half sack of weed.

Tommy:"hey man im all out, can i get a lance armstrong?"
Shawn: "yea dude. Stop smoking all your shit so quick!"
Tommy: "Some one should of told that to Michael Phelps!"

by DrgDlr420xx September 10, 2009

Lance

Lyin Ass Nigga Cheatin Everyday

Girl: I don't wanna LANCE

by Bcjwj2716 June 30, 2016

Literal Lance

Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke

Dee: She's a big fat whore!
Alex: But she's not even fat!
Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!

by shaken'bake June 17, 2009