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Get Laid

What a group of people, in many cases, frat boys go around to gang up and rape women. Either coercive or forcefully.
Three dudes walked in on the nervous girl saying "we're gonna get laid."
by pornstitute July 12, 2024
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Get laid

Getting shot or knocked out by someone or something
by Blm today August 3, 2020
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laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".
Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.
by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023
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plastic laid

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.
Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.
by Fun12388 March 18, 2024
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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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I’m laid

A term that people in the urban areas of Philadelphia use to substitute being cool off something or not wanting to do something.
Person 1: Bro, let’s go to this Telly on Friday shit gone be jumpin.

Person 2: Nawl bro, I’m laid.
by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022
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