Kristan 

A short TikTok thot who is commonly mistaken for a 12 year old Jewish boy. Possibly autistic. Loves the Clemson tigers a little too much. Deshaun Watson, if you're reading this, RUN. YOU'RE IN SERIOUS DANGER.

Ethan: What the fuck is that thing over there?
Reece: Oh ignore her. She's a Kristan.
Ethan: OH GOD GET IT AWAY!!!
Jacob: Don't worry she won't hurt you. She's too busy organizing her Clemson shrine.

Kristan by dont fuck me i have aids October 8, 2019

Kristiaan 

A name mostly associated with the German name Helmut.

:Heey Frits, I'd like you to meet my friend Kristiaan.
:Oh well hello there Helmut, my name is Frits.

Kristiaan by Sjoef? December 7, 2010

Kristian martin 

A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin

Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock

Kristian martin by Navygirl October 18, 2012

Kristian budd

A mean person/ bully

Girl 1: he called me fat
Girl 2: sounds like a Kristian budd

Kristian budd by Suckkkkkurrrrrnannnnngyyyy October 22, 2017

Kristian 

Kristian is the best friend ever hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

woaw i have a kristian as a friend

Kristian by t1no April 11, 2018

Kristian 

The most loyal, caring, amazing guy in the world. You are really extremely lucky to come across one! The are peng AF, I love the one I'm lucky to have. Never let go of him because they are usually the best people ever! They usually they have a six pack , and guns . I think he's the most loving person I have ever been lucky enough to meet!!

I love Kristian!

Kristian by BOO_OF_A_K November 1, 2018

Kristina 

A girl whose got more fashion sense than a Kardashian and has a better sense of humor than any YouTube comedian. She thrift shops and makes YOU look good just by standing next to you.

Person A:Who's that girl over there?
Person B:You're trippin, bruh. That's Kristina.

Kristina by ||minty|| January 30, 2019