Kris Bry-aint very good

An expression used to express your knowledge of the fact that Kris Bryant is a massive overrated douchbag on a terrible contract for a shit team.

Another strickout!? Holey shit Kris Bry-aint very good!

by Whatever I want my name to be May 24, 2022

Kris

Kris is someone who people probably thought was scary as fuck . They're just affection deprived. Go hug a Kris today :

"psst , kris, I love you hehe"

by Feral_Cro March 11, 2023

kris

never interact with a kris

girl 1: did you meet kris today?
girl 2: no, you shouldn’t of met her! she’ll eat you alive!

by dnupyomouth February 8, 2022

kris

i love him, hes sweet and caring. i love him so much id be willing to just let him cut off my hair for whatever reasons he wanted. but sometimes i wish i was good enough for him

“have you heard of kris?”
“back off fact got. thats my bf”

by kuyazinzane January 24, 2024

Kris

Has A Big Dick, Gets Hella "Hoes" Super Original And Like Eating Pussy And Tits.

Kris Has A Big Dick.

by Look Pimps November 20, 2023

You know kris kristofferson?

Well i am piss pissofferson

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.

by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023

Kris

Bonita 😍🌸💅🏻

He’s so Kris (Bonita 😍🌸💅🏻)

by Pennypennypenny April 24, 2025