kinder

Means something is bad or not right.

"Dude, my car got jacked"
"KINDER!"

by Oki3 September 7, 2008

Kidner

A Term for a 22 year old Rapist from Wales, Commonly found in the bed of a once drunk girl.

Kidner: Good Morning
Girl: Arrrhhhh what are you doing in my bed?!
Kidner: Meh...
Girl: I am going to call the Police
Kidner: But you were drunk, It's ok, I watched you sleep all night

by Hall of cass April 19, 2011

kinderlove

The relationship someone has with a younger partner; usually over 3 years apart and is used in the context of high school or college relationships.

OMG, you're going out with a freshman? What a kinderlove.

by Princess lover September 17, 2006

kindergallery

A compound word from "Kinder",the German word for "children" and the English word "gallery", meaning "a collection of art for exhibition". Generally, a kindergallery is a collection of a child's artwork displayed in the home by the child's parents. The location is almost always the family refrigerator.

Joe: Did you hear that the Palumbos had to buy a new refrigerator?

Judy: No, why?

Joe: Apparently their old one is too small for the kindergallery now that the triplets have started school.

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Uh, mom? Seeing as how I'm almost thirty, don't you think it's time to take down the kindergallery?

by primrose January 12, 2008

Kindergarten crush

When you like someone so much, you want their penis in your vagina.

Hallie has a kindergarten crush on Thomas, that’s why she teases him so much!!

by JessJones25 October 27, 2020

kindergoth

A Goth Girl who is under age 14. Not a label for a brain-dead follow-my-leader girl - a kindergoth does the whole Goth thing with a touch of irony yet listens to Wagner and reads Gormenghast too.

(Minor alternative use: name used by some immature 'mature' goths to deride young 'new goths'. Kindergoth is used by them as an equivalent to 'newbie' or 'plastic punk').

See also: babygoth, baby-bats, kinderwhore, pixie.

"Gloom County's resident kindergoth reads a lot of Sandman."

by Nupe January 6, 2004

Kinne

The act of procrastinating for as long as possible and then putting forth all effort at the very last minute only to fall short and fail epically.

Man, I can't believe I didn't go after that girl sooner last night. I pulled a real kinne.

by MKacz January 14, 2009