Kiefer

Sick guy funny likes girls has a big dick and loves to have sex in bed

Kiefer likes sex

by Wolfkiler January 13, 2017

maso-kisser

A Maso-kisser can also be described as a face-muncher or lip-gobbler.
This is a phrase levied at a person who adopts the technique of French kissing which involves (often as a result of drunkenness) a wide open mouth and sloppy salivarius gobbling action known as a maso-kiss.

The action is both unpleasant, forceful and can be painful leading to the expressions connection to masochism.

That filthy ho was a serious maso-kisser.. she practically ate my face right off!!

by DickyMyson August 6, 2010

shark kisser

a white person; a person exemplifies or demonstrates activities such as kissing sharks, wrestling with crocodiles, tainting caged tigers, etc.; anything a minority would deem as dumb and wouldn't do: such as any extreme sport or activity which inlucdes wild animals (there called wild animals for a reason, and should not be played with)

"Freekin shark kisser" (stated while watching two men (who happen to be of caucasian decent or act as one) tainting and teasing wild gorillas at the zoo, and watching that gorilla climb out and take revenge by beating and mauling them.

by jayq19 October 15, 2008

kiesher

Slang for a fat girls vagina.

Bruh I would've hit that but she had a kiesher, so I got tf out of there.

by Dwight Money June 16, 2016

Potato Kisser

A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.

Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.

by degefo June 6, 2012

Carpet kisser

Racist term for an East Indian due to their religion. They kneel down and kiss some sort of special rug while praising 'Allah'

My roommate is a carpet kisser, always pecking the rug while praying.

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

pillow-kisser

A person who cannot get close enough to anybody else to kiss, make a move, or even talk to so that person is driven to making out with a pillow. In other words what some would call a nerd.

Joe- Man i heard Hughe makes out with his pillow.

Bob- Dude he's such a pillow-kisser.

by trex 10 June 1, 2010