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When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
by marioM July 25, 2019
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kiddies

People who wake up and then immediately connect to the Internet, and vote for the loser in a poll contest (usually one in which Pikachu is losing). "Kiddies" are considered by anyone with a positive IQ ro be non-existant
Just wait till the kiddies wake up!
by EvilZak August 24, 2003
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Kidding

Jake: Oh God, Jenny, I'm kidding.

Jenny: Kid on my face Jake hurry.
by BigBoyPauseBoy January 20, 2018
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Kidding

The act of committing one or more pedophile acts in a row.
"Hey Bill What Were You Doing?" Bill:"Oh I just Got Done Kidding"
by As Known As "The Fonz" August 13, 2009
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warez kiddie

One who downloads pirated software, movies, games, or anything else that is copyrighted.

Warez kiddies lag their parent's bandwidth because they download 24/7.
<Cooldude> Hey I just downloaded Quake 4.
<RuPaul> You warez kiddie.
by adam7777 June 11, 2006
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Kiddifiddy

Man did you see that kiddifiddy?

Hell yeah she was banging bro!
by Mr.MOA September 29, 2009
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kiddie fiddler

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.
by Emu Lgator February 5, 2004
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