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Keith Arsewank

American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.
Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.
by fearlessmonkey8 April 4, 2023
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keith melbourne

A man with a larger than normal head
Your man form tipp is an awful Keith Melbourne
by Bigdaddyonafarlow March 20, 2019
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keith (real)

HEY LOOK ITS ME!!! keith (real) FROM DISCORD!!!
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Keith Maple

Weed Term. The act of rolling a joint and dipping it in some maple syrup (excluding the roach) only a thin coat and then dabbing the joint in keith until it is covered. When you then smoke it it tastes of maple syrup while still fucking you up.
Yo jay wanna go for a keith maple after school tommorow?
by BlaxBro April 19, 2018
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Keith Gill

Slayer of shorts. Legend among men.
I wish I was like Keith Gill so I could stop being poor
by daithi2 April 29, 2021
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Keith and the Grinder

A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...
We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...
by Brockly September 20, 2012
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chase keith

Chase keiths often have musical talent. They are hilarious to be around and ultimately a good friend. People may say they are full of them selves or 'hollywood,' but they just like to be right. It's not necessarily a bad thing.
Dude, that Chase Keith guy is the shit. He really is my idol.
by kaylaMae June 14, 2017
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