Kaiser

A unit of measurement, usually used for comparing dongs, which obtains its' value from what is in Jake the Snake Kaiser's pants. Its' legendary status earned it the right to be a unit of measurement. 1 kaiser= 1.5 ft=.47 m.

Luke: I know it's gay to mention, but I saw a guy in the changing room at the Y who was only .033 kaisers long. It was like a tic tac.

Brennan k.: The 3 repeating of course.....

by kcma May 10, 2011

Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng

The sound of one hand clapping.

Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng! Oswald had found true enlightenment at last.

by Sklooby March 18, 2008

kapreece

A very unloyal friend, a theif and a liar.
Thinks the world of herself, but not of others.
mental wellness is questionable.

Wow, you just stole that lip gloss from the store. That was a total kapreece move.

by Johnathan Mitchell April 22, 2008

Kaiser Chiefs

A "wacky" indie pop group from Leeds with about as much depth as the shallow end of a paddling pool. Were previously a garage rock group called Parva but became Kaiser Chiefs when they realised copying American rock wasn't earning them any fans or credibility. Hence, they decided to copy 90s Brit rock instead. Against all odds have become hugely popular, probably due to the fact the NME spent every other issue hyping them up. Consistently use amazing and often poignant lyrics to comment on everyday British life, such that would rival the wit of Morrissey eg "Cause we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one" Despite their lack of song writing skills everyone seems to love them. Fans defend them because they are apparently just cheeky lads making good indie pop music, however, The Futureheads manage to do this far more brilliantly. Some may question the integrity of the band, especially when one reads that Ricky Wilson claims he would "wank of a tramp for success"

"ohhhh, and my parents love me...na na na na na na na"

by oh stella July 15, 2005

Kape

Combination of 'Kiss' and 'Rape' that describes the type of kiss where someone violates your mouth with their tongue, by trying to taste what you had for breakfast in your lower intestines.

Girl 1: I met this guy the other day and we got on so well, I leaned in for a kiss!

Girl 2: OMG! What happened? Was it any good?

Girl 2: It was disgusting! I wanted a nice soft, romantic kiss and he 'kaped' me! I felt so violated I needed to brush my teeth 15 times, then have four showers.

Girl 2: Awww, you poor thing! I hope you didn't give him your number!

Girl 2: No way! I'm going to write an online blog about him, to warn other girls. Yuck!

by Arcca-Daton April 24, 2010

kappeesh-e-boobie

A word useed to tell someone to shut-up without upsetting the person. Usually said in a sentence without any words prior to or following it.

Will you just kappeesh-e-boobie

by Jackson Shook January 4, 2004

nick kappert

a super cool bro who gets all the ladies and gets laid at least 4 times a week....

man, did you hear about nick kappert?? he got laid last night.

by coolstorybro15 September 4, 2011