Kafkajillion

A number that is so high that umpteen does not begin to describe it. These numbers would be a waste of time to count to.

Derived from Franz Kafka, an author known for such absurdist fiction as The Metamorphosis, The Trial, and a short story about Poseidon being too busy filing sea-paperwork to enjoy his dominion over it.

Whether the k in Kafkajillion should be capitalized (when it's not starting a sentence) is a matter of preference.

Robert: "You know what? Prove it."

Jane: "I can think of kafkajillion examples off of the top of my head, but let's start with..."

by robotTimepiece December 17, 2021

kafira cow

the king of shitposters
the dumbest man to ever live

loves nigga twerk
hates lilian

kafira cow bruh

by ben 69 February 20, 2022

kafira cow

the king of shipost and shitposters
his bestie is cash
loves nigga twerk
not verry famous but has 8000 shitposts

kafira cow bruh

by ben 69 February 20, 2022

Kaftakis

Someone internally very hot in Greek

Kaftakis is so hot today

by Ano? No March 28, 2022

Kafukuswii

Kenyan term used to refer to a simp

Trevor is a kafukuswii

by arap chito March 30, 2022

kafelek

Ka*elek is a polish curse word which is very offensive. People use it to degrade others especially polish boys and girls (teenagers). It can also mean a sex worker or just a curse word like Fuck .
It has a similar meaning to kurwa

Yoo bro did you see this chick? She’s a total kafelek

by bigfatjuicybootyyummy123 April 13, 2022

kafuckel

A word used to describe a really bad situation.

Ya bro I went to the bar with my new girlfriend and both of my ex's were there, it was a complete kafuckel.

by Hatchbackboy_05 August 14, 2022