juke

To tell you the truth, no one really knows.

"I'm trapped under a jukebox. What is juke anyway? And how does one get it into a box?"

by Jerry Seinfeld September 3, 2008

JFKed

To force the head back and to the left

When getting head your load is so powerful it forces the head to jerk back and to the left. "You JFKed her"

by Fosbury January 28, 2007

juke

to dance on another person or to dance.

she just juked lil buddy.

by ash4uboo July 10, 2003

junked out

state of being where one casually uses an illicit substance for personal or social enjoyment and then after enjoying the effects comes down, crashes, succumbs to slight withdrawal symptoms known or after effects which are the opposite of those which are euphoric or enjoyed.

common junk outs include the sleepiness of your junked out buddy after he smokes a bowl and eats a pizza or the crash that one feels after some coca cola. getting junked out can sometimes ruin your plans, as long as your not a junked out crack baby you should be ok.

Hey is Felix coming to the party?

Nah, he smoked a bowl after class and is all junked out with an empty pizza box on the couch watching Ren and Stimpy.

I hope he doesn't become a crack baby.

by nick May 23, 2006

Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

by Highpod February 26, 2010

juke joint jumpin

Old school hipster slang for Bar Hopping. Popular phrase for retro wankers that still swing dance.

"Me and my kitten are gonna go juke joint jumpin tonight daddy-o, ya dig?"

by Voneville September 7, 2005

Jukebox Snob

Person who thinks she has the best taste in music (ever), who sinks a drink's worth of money into a bar's jukebox to prove it.

Don't upset a Jukebox Snob, she's liable to select the entire contents of David Lee Roth's Eat 'em and Smile before quickly exiting.

by Ariel Moore December 4, 2009