Johanneke

Your best friend. The one that’s always there for you. This person is amazing, always there for you and looks fire. She’s trustworthy, loyal, fashionable and above all kind. If you ever feel like your world is falling apart this person can fix it. She is so inspiring because of the light that she can bring on to others. Sometimes she can be a bit stubborn but that’s just because she thinks their friends and family deserve the best that she could think of. To sum it up, this person deserves the world<3

Johanneke is amazing

by N._<3 November 22, 2021

Johana

Johana is the most beautiful woman on Earth. She is loving, confident and very driven to succeed when she has a goal in mind. She is faithful and always tries to keep her word. Johana loves her family and would do anything for them. She can keep it together in any situation. Everyday you wake up next to Johana you are the luckiest man on Earth. She also has a bodacious body to match her beautiful mind.

Guy 1: Im so lucky to have her in my life
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 3: Johana

Song by Earth Wind and Fire: "Johaaaaanaaaaa, I loooooovee youuuu, You're the one, the one for meeee"

by Nelsito November 23, 2021

Johannes bread

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.

I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.

by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022

Jochanon

A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.

Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.

Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.

Smells really bad.

I’d rather fucking kill myself then hangout with Jochanon.

by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022

Johara

Johara is a tall girl who wears glasses.She is kind and funny.Intelligence comes naturally to her.

Johara is so pretty

by Love u anabia😚 from family June 10, 2022

Johan

Slang for a swedish autist, often associated with gangs in Sverges under Kungen rule

"oh no Johan is after "
"hes autistic cuh"
"ah, thats a relief my g"

by ReVerbCW March 16, 2023

Johana

The beautifulest rarest jewel you will meet in your life, even if she is shy and doesn’t want to show her true self she always shines regardless.

Johana is someone you want to be friends with for life.

by iluvhelokittyy August 29, 2023