Kim Jong Fun

The only kind of fun Kim Jong Un can have in North Korea. He just bangs lots of young girls because that is the only way they will get food.

The orgy scene from the interview is just Kim Jong Un having some Kim Jong Fun.

by KimJongFun#1 December 30, 2014

Slong Jong

The act of sticking your long slimy black COCK up the nasal cavity of a gorilla while shouting "RIP MY NIGGA HARAMBE!"

Visitor: Hello sir, could I participate in a Slong Jong with this gorilla?

Zookeeper: Why most certainly! Yes, come on in.

by batcarpet August 28, 2016

jongina

A jonjina is a penis that is so infestissimally small in width and girth that it resembles a large clitoris rather than an actual dick; and so resembles a vagina

Jon Weldons dick is so teeny, its not a dick its a jongina.

by Polynesian Savior et.al. December 21, 2004

Jingo

one who has extreme passion for one's country.

whooo, that boy sure is a jingo for japan!!

by kristicreame November 28, 2003

Jango

A dance mocking the well-known Tango. Often danced to Tango music, this dance is to be danced with a serious face but a jovial spirit. The point is to be absolutely ridiculous, and has even become a competition to see who, on the dance floor, can pull off the most humorous Jango.

Unknown whether this originated as the Joke Tango, Jive Tango, or named for it's inventor, James Tango.

"Oh look! They are doing the Jango!"

"Did you see James and Alethea doing the Jango? They were fantastic and hilarious!"

by TurbidTurquoiseCrayon March 2, 2010

Jonboi

A person who can only drink 4 pints

OMG what a light weight. He's such a jonboi

by Moffman181 August 14, 2016

b'jingo

The female genitalia or vagina. Used commonly in lieu of afformentioned "dirty" words associated with "big people talk".

"I went to the girl doctor and she said that my B'jingo exam went great!"

by Fran and Jackie December 14, 2008