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d va jürgën

A statement used in every single case. Can always be used, no matter the situation. So d va jürgen is often used when you have no special replies to a question.
"Are you dumb?"
"D va jürgën!"
by teapotcrab May 27, 2008
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jergens

a man who jerks on tingtings and does it for a living! he usually does it while on the jon, in the office, in the class room, under a christmas tree, in the kitchen cooking, while playing with cows, while eating a turkey sandwich, while dancing in the rain nude, while reading the urban dictionary, while walking in the mall and while talking to his mother. a jergen gets paid atleast $40-$50 an hour! but only works 1 day a week!
persona 1: the cow in your basement?
persona 2: was yellow with envey
persona 3: i ate a taco!
persona 4: weeeeeeeeeeee!
persona 5: im a jergens!
by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009
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Jergens turdley

Jergens turdley is a famous politician and Jergens turdley is her stage name. Her real name is Serena. She is a very jealous person who called tai arrogant however loves Tai Velaquez and hates finn Roberts. She has erectile dysfunction and hates brown people like raj akram. This means if you have Pakistani in you she will give you dirty looks
She is a politician.
Raj: Jergens turdley please stop bullying me
Jergens turdley: no you ugly ass bish!
by MasterTai165 December 22, 2018
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Jergens

Something every guy uses to jack off with.
"Ayo can I borrow some Jergens, my legs are ashy"
"I beat my meat with some Jergens last night"
by Clxcxcks_073 February 20, 2022
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Jurgened

The act of leading a girl on to believe you want something serious due to excitement of the thought of a relationship, then dropping a "I do not want to commit" bomb because 'fear' took over.
Why did you guys stop seeing each other?

Oh I got jurgened
by kkbj October 16, 2014
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Jergels

Dick kegels; the male version of a kegel.

An exercise to strength ones member
Ever since I started doing my morning Jergels, I never have to worry about a leaky penis.
by Ikkin Siretnam December 30, 2015
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Jørgen

Jørgen is a very sexy person that you often can see riding a very pretty looking car and he is also verry generous whit evryone
Prettty girl:"Hi Whats your name?"
Jørgen:"My name is Jørgen
Pretty girl:" ILY😍😘
by Sexy boy named Jørgen February 25, 2017
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