jeebus

Homer Simpson's way of saying Jesus. Highly offencive.

Homer; Jeebus is my homeboy.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

Jebus

Word created by Danielle! She has all rights and claim to this word. The simpsons stole Jeebus from her mind.

Jebus is mah personal savior.

by danielle October 25, 2004

Jeebus

Jeebus-
Verb: To Shit Yourself.
Exclamtion: WOW! FUCK! CRAZY!
You say Jeebus when you are scared, angry, happy, high.. whenever and why-ever.

jeebus has no examples. I randomly shout it whenever. its scares the shit out of heather here :)

by Kennejer March 8, 2007

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

jEEbUs

CJayC

Dand, Jeebus raised the karma limit again!

by The Mofos October 16, 2003

Sweet Jeebus!

An exclamation, often used when you feel immense sudden pain.

Sweet Jeebus, that fat dude with the cleats just jumped on my hand and I'm bleeding!

by Krunch June 14, 2003

Jebus

A popular player in Zombie Panic, a mod for HL2.

His popularity may have been increased due to other sources, but he chose the name without knowledge of any other origin.

Many players claim to belong to the Church of Jebus, and use his name in place of Jesus.

Comedic name often cried out in shock, or just for laughs.

"SWEET JEBUS!!!"

"Jebus is just better than you."

"Jebus...save me Jebus"-often said when about to die, or when surrounded my moronic players who do not know the difference between a hand grenade, and a plastic pear.

"Sweet Jebus"-exclamation of shock and awe, or just complimenting Jebus on an awesome kill.

"FOR JEBUS"-battle cry

"My friend, my brother, my Jebus..."-sombody saved your azz and you are nearly dead.

"Sweet Zombie Jebus"-play on Zombie Jesus/

by Out4Blood4 October 18, 2008