chance a jeep
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015
Get the chance a jeepmug. The sexiest looking vehicle of all time. No competition, other than maybe the LaFerrari or Suzuki Swift.
oh hey look it's a Jeep
by ThatJeepGuy March 24, 2025
Get the Jeepmug. The name for a function room located inside a hotel lobby that catches you by surprise while eating the free breakfast.
by Amity Park Ghost Boy December 13, 2021
Get the jeep jonesmug. Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
by ByGeorge April 29, 2021
Get the Take a Jeep Ridemug. A shit ass car that usually breaks down before it goes off roading and it looks like a square on wheels and a sedan can do better off roading than a cheep jeep.
by MoreSJ February 26, 2021
Get the Jeepmug. by ALEX V. LEONARD April 11, 2020
Get the Jeep-shamingmug. by Grandmasterphunk January 29, 2022
Get the Green jeepmug.