Jaegerboarding is when you sniff mustard off of a watermelon, take a hit from a joint, put mustard on a can of bud light and smash the can open on your head, drink the bud light, take a hit from a bong, smash the bong to pieces, drink half a glass off Jaegermeister, smash the earlier mentioned watermelon on your head, lie on the floor and pour the remaining Jaegermeister over your eyes and finally smash the bottle to the floor. Youth does this to assert dominance over their peers.
Yo, Wilhelm, did you see that weird kid Jaegerboarding himself? I definitely respect his actions and am thinking of doing the exact same thing!
by JaegerboarderAlpha April 27, 2020
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Example 1
During PE lesson
PE teacher: alright class, today we will be learning how to do inclined pull ups. (Jaeren proceeds to do 17 full pull ups)
Example 2
During recess
Boy 1: You should watch this anime! Its got lots of hot girls and shit!
Jaeren: Nah, I hate fanservice.
During PE lesson
PE teacher: alright class, today we will be learning how to do inclined pull ups. (Jaeren proceeds to do 17 full pull ups)
Example 2
During recess
Boy 1: You should watch this anime! Its got lots of hot girls and shit!
Jaeren: Nah, I hate fanservice.
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by KrazyKeKe420 January 29, 2009
Get the Jaelee mug.1) A bunch of guys and/or girls who are generally considered to be losers and not a lot of fun.
2) Undesireables.
(The term 'jaeger crew' is derived from the drama Entourage.' In one episode Vince and his gang are mocked by Seth Green (portrayed as a loser) as the 'we don't drink jaeger crew.' Therefore, as Vince, Drama, E and Turtle are heroes, a real loser, following logic, is anyone who DOES drink jaeger).
2) Undesireables.
(The term 'jaeger crew' is derived from the drama Entourage.' In one episode Vince and his gang are mocked by Seth Green (portrayed as a loser) as the 'we don't drink jaeger crew.' Therefore, as Vince, Drama, E and Turtle are heroes, a real loser, following logic, is anyone who DOES drink jaeger).
God, why do we have to hang out with this jaeger crew?
Man, that dickhead is such a twat - a complete jaeger.
Man, that dickhead is such a twat - a complete jaeger.
by padmesiter May 18, 2009
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