The chan infection

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it

"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"

by Backroomsguy111 February 26, 2023

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Walking Yeast Infection

Usually an overweight white woman who wears glasses and has multi colored hair . They usually will lead any protest just to fit it . Dr Jebra Faushay is a walking yeast infection.

Dr Jebra Faushay is a walking yeast infection.

by Fesek February 3, 2024

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Urinary Eye Infection

A urinary eye infection occurs when you open your eyes in a pool where children have urinated, leading to irritation or infection due to exposure to the urine.

After spending the afternoon at the water park, Sarah complained of discomfort in her eyes, suspecting she may have contracted a urinary eye infection from accidentally opening her eyes in the pool where some kids had been peeing.

by DubbleJay March 15, 2024

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