buy to impress others

The need to spend money on items that one doesn't really need, like your mobile legend skins, the hermes apple watch strap, the bored ape NFT just because ..., but you don't have the means to or just cash

or is just because I have a need to show off

or because I need to fit in

dude #1 : bro why i broke sia? :(
dude #2 : bro, stop drinking skinny latte la, just order kopi peng why you always sus your own savings and want to live a life wanting to buy to impress others

by don'tsusyourownsavings112 January 10, 2022

implying

To act as if something is true. Not lie but Imply.

Yes! Dubai is a beautiful place! Especially when you're on top of the Burj Khalifa looking out. I am implying that I have traveled here but its just a statement.

by Ray Ray 1975 October 12, 2015

imprisonment

Being locked in the slammer, and getting an unwelcome "hello" from behind from Bubba, aka. the toss-salad-man.

My imprisonment left my butt hurting and face smelling funny.

by Casey Young June 26, 2008

imprassive

When a person acts in such a manner he or she could be deemed an epic ass.

Person A: I don't remember a thing about last night.
Person B: Probably a good thing. You were acting pretty damn imprassive.

by Nompton's Hill November 27, 2009

impey

an obnoxious person who lacks in social skills

A phrase commonly used by members of the poker table

Also commonly referred to as cripple and c@ut

Look at that guy he's an Impey

by Leader of the table December 12, 2013

Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

Impralled

The sensation you get when you are impressed and appalled simultaneously.

I am impralled that you can eat 27 hotdogs at once.

by Turkeykitty June 3, 2011