Hym "WRONG! How wrong were we on that one!? HAHAHA! The wrongest wrong you could have possibly wronged! I can imagine an INFINITE number of things more horrific than that and I can do it forever. That's why I would be the last one you'd want to kill the creature. And as you can tell from my hyper-text, I'm I bit of a one-ups-man so each one will be more horrific than the last. It isn't funny what you're doing here. The shit isn't funny. You made worse an already fucked up situation and you did if intentionally. And for what? How would a paternity come out? Did I do that? If he gives her another call does he ruin another marriage?"
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

by XD1082837473737 July 6, 2024

"iMaGiNaTiOn" 🌈
by UltimateDoge June 6, 2022

EG One: Imagine if you got a driver's license if you were exactly 16 years old.
EG Two: Imagine if you free-fell in a very old elevator. That would be frightening!
(EG stands for "example".)
EG Two: Imagine if you free-fell in a very old elevator. That would be frightening!
(EG stands for "example".)
by GameHackGirl March 30, 2021

A sarcastic insult used by people who know they're not cool but try and shame other for not being uncool like them.
Imagine looking at Urban Dictionary. Couldn't be me.
"I just finished my chores for the day," says Bobby
"Wow, imagine being a sweat. What a try-hard," says Jimmy
"Sorry that I'm not lazy and stupid like you"
"I got 100% in all my classes"
"Imagine being a nerd"
"Imagine being so stupid you're not even smart enough to be ashamed of being stupid."
"I just finished my chores for the day," says Bobby
"Wow, imagine being a sweat. What a try-hard," says Jimmy
"Sorry that I'm not lazy and stupid like you"
"I got 100% in all my classes"
"Imagine being a nerd"
"Imagine being so stupid you're not even smart enough to be ashamed of being stupid."
by doofus_flamingo November 8, 2022

by WellDonePrussia August 11, 2021

When your crush has a crush on you
Person 1: I have a lot of imagination *starts crying*
Person 2: *watches from distance and eats a Snickers bar*
Person 2: *watches from distance and eats a Snickers bar*
by COG_BlackMamba June 21, 2018
