hospitalitarianism

When a host is overly attentive to a guest to the point of being annoying/oppressive.

"The B&B owner keeps trying to do my laundry, vacuum the room, give me a massage, get me movie tickets...I just want some peace and quiet, not hospitalitarianism."

by ll00l0l November 7, 2011

hospitility

One who is hostile when they should be hospitable.

That chick at McDonald's rubbed a dishtowel on my hamburger. That is some serious hospitility.

by jj fairy fly December 2, 2011

Hospitility

The feeling/vibe created when you have to let someone you hate into your home. A blend of "hospitality" and "hostility."

I know that my sister's husband really hates me, but tries to be nice for her sake; when we visit them, you can cut the hospitility with a knife.

by theeTSM February 7, 2017

Hospitowl

A Hospital for birds. Can also be slang for a Hospital for female patients, due to bird being a female term in popular culture.

"Sharon, do you like parrots? Because you look like you'd enjoy a cockatoo!"
"My cockatoo is dying, you sick pervert!"
"Soz, Shaz. Want me to drive it to the Hospitowl?"
"Ok! I love you! My hero!"

by C L G June 3, 2018

Hospital Blunt

When you need to smoke ASAP

I need a hospital blunt

by Stakk0 July 7, 2018

Hospital Sandwich

The feeling of wanting to hospitalise someone using force/violence. This can be done by horrifically beating someone, choking them with grapes, spiking their drink with urine or creating a stampede of middle aged cows to take down your opponent

Ugh... Tiffiny is really PISSING ME OFF. I’m definitely going to give her a hospital sandwich later

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

hospitalble

Describes welcoming and pleasant-mannered doctors, nurses, and EMT.

I am as appreciative as anyone logically would be for friendly attentive staffpeople in an ER or examination/operating room, but I get a bit concerned and suspicious if said employees seem TOO hospitalble, in that it makes me wonder if they are gonna try to "milk the system" by keeping me there longer than necessary, instead of speedily getting me on the road to recovery and then moving on to other patients.

by QuacksO March 28, 2020