Holy Snooki

Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.

1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"

2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"

3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"

4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"

by psychomango August 25, 2010

holy snot

an interjection, used as a means of surprise, frustration, or excitement

Holy snot, the new Super Mario game kicks ass!

by duckhunterDS May 9, 2011

Holy the fuck

A combination of holy shit and the fuck.

I was at the store when suddenly a chicken that a woman bought was still alive.

I was like HOLY THE FUCK

by RepetitiveSome September 6, 2010

Holy Glory

Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.

Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory

by Dr. Infant May 25, 2017

holy blackerel

This exclamation is shouted by a person of European or Caucasian descent when a person of African descent performs an act that is considered great.

When Oprah performed an abortion on herself, the doctor shouted "Holy Blackerel!"

by gayinfantilerobots May 14, 2009

Holy Bleach

It is holy water, only it's bleach, so it'll work better

when you seem something nasty, you better grab some Holy Bleach

by icyhotexplosivecosplays March 30, 2021

Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.

Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.

by jazzrock August 26, 2008