Hippie

They smoke weed
Drive hippie vans
They smell like shit
They wear flowers
They are purple dildo lickers
They play the guitar
They jack off to their daddys' hippie dicks
Hippie!!!

What does it take for a hippie to ride a bike? Two handlebars!

by Awthin huff September 28, 2011

hippies

Long-haired, badly dressed, drug-using, unshowered, communist sympathizing, lazy-ass cowards who used pacifism as an excuse so they didn't have to serve in Vietnam without admitting that they were really just huge pussies who were afraid of dying for their country. All they did was listen to bad music and sit around all day complaining about how horrible life was for them, despite growing up during the most prosperous era of American history. Interestingly, hippies never actually tried to do anything about the "injustices of society" they constantly whined about. Despite claiming to be pacifists, they started some of the most violent riots in American history. Used "social protest" as an excuse to get high all of the time and not get jobs. Treated returning Vietnam veterans as baby-killing criminals. Hippies contributed absolutely nothing to society; in fact, they almost brought about the complete destruction of western civilization, democracy, and freedom as we know it.

Typical hippies: "Dad, I know that your generation grew up during the Great Depression, practically starving for an entire decade, and then had to go off and fight the Nazis and the Japanese, but, I'm telling you, I've got it worse."

Hippies don't shower, actively promote communism, and throw dog shit at disabled veterans.

All hippies should be put up against a wall and shot.

by arjns94 March 15, 2011

Hippies

a hippie (plural hippies) are a subculture of people who are against the government and they aim to create a total collectivist society. If you have no clue what a total collectivist society is, read the book anthem by ayn rand. Hippies were first thought upon as gross disgusting anticapitalist morons. In todays society, being a "hippie" is cool. However, people today do not know the hippie ideals. They just do it for the fashion and believe whatever garbage is on the news. Hippies have no idea of what patriosim is.

PS. to the people who call me a "sheep" notice how many people are green and that im not green.

When my friend stepped off the bus comming home from Iraq, some old hippie in the crowd threw an egg at him. The hippie threw an egg at an american hero. If that american hero wasnt there as well as his brothers, planes would be crashing into american citys. hippies have no morals.

by usmc skin against sharps October 22, 2009

hippie

Someone who believes in peace, love, and flower power and doesn't believe in violence, soap, and water.

Hippies won't hurt you unless you get a whiff of their funk.

by population361 September 25, 2005

Hippy

Someone with broad hips.

I could never fit into your jeans, Mark. Damn these child bearing hips!

by cease March 1, 2004

hippie

A term used by over-committed activists to refer to people hanging around the movement and getting in the way, taking an ideological position to an extreme without ever actually doing anything about it, ranting about 'process' or demanding a whoosh at the end of a meeting. Disorganised. Wooly thinking. Incoherent. Lacking in personal hygiene or style.

Stupid bloody hippie...

by fluffsta February 8, 2005

hippie

Person who has never been bullied before.

hippie: look at me!! I'm not a pleb.

by puppet11111 June 3, 2009