freddie harper

The man who has the biggest cock in the world and can use it better than anyone.

Wow! I wish I was like Freddie Harper my dick is tiny compared to his

by Heixidvenc January 26, 2020

Harper Mahood

A sexy mysterious dream girl, her beauty will stun you in a heartbeat and if you happen to survive the shock you'll only start convulsing once she speaks to you for the first time with the voice of an angle. Only the ancient Gods of Olympus could have designed such a muse, she's smart, funny, humble, creative, artistic, plays music and is genuinely one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. In the wise words of Special38, the now defunct Southern Rock band from the 80s, hold on loosely but don't let it go.

"Fuck that girl, Harper Mahood, is a bombshell 10/10 how am I gonna go and get her number?"
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."

by Mr.Rubberfunkyamotha January 17, 2024

Harper Verum

hot ass mf who dates stiles stilisnksi in the wattpad series borderline written by stilestastic.

Harper Verum is kinda hot.

by vayehack April 28, 2022

Kai Harper

YHE BEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE IF TOU HAVE A KAI HARPER KEEP HER FOREVER AND EVER‼️‼️

My friend Is such a Kai Harper she’s so kind and generous 💗

by _heilita November 20, 2023

Harper

Maidenless

Harper doesnt get maidens

by Harper is hottie August 03, 2022

Harper

An amazing girl/boy/person who is better than you

Person 1: "Did you see Harper today?' 'Person 2 "Yeah, She's awesome!'

by DeezNutsInYourButt October 29, 2021

harper

harper has so many inside jokes with everyone. they’re amazing, except for when they are around some girl named ashlyn.

“There’s Harper.”

“Oh golly gosh! I love myself”
“Ashlyn is with her…”

“I’m going to hang myself.”

by ashlyn hater August 13, 2023