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what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.
by hardxcunt July 12, 2006
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Hampshire Middle School

Hampshire Middle School is a school on the main road of the Village of Hampshire, Illinois. It's not big, but not small. The building used to house both the middle school and the high school, which relocated to an overly-large building in 2008.

Hampshire Middle School doesn't excel in any one category, but doesn't lack in any one category either. It's your average semi-competitive middle school.

The best part of this school is sixth grade. Sixth grade in Hampshire is very carefree. As is seventh grade, however when you look back at seventh grade - you regret it. Eighth grade is awful for one reason, and one reason only: drama. Hampshire Middle School is known for its drama and slutty girls. See, the slutty girls make false drama, which causes more drama, which causes more false drama, which causes a big group of people to become involved in this drama.

The school is not very lenient. HMS won't let you get away with anything that isn't "school-appropriate." By "school-appropriate," they mean that if it appears slightly wrong it's automatically the worst thing you could possibly do.
"Hey, I'm transferring to Hampshire Middle School next year.. what should I do?"
"Don't make friends.. or at least don't get too close to anyone. You'll get sucked in to some drama with a girl and her boy-toy sooner or later."
by I.N. Phoenix August 18, 2012
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hand hops

a bboy skill where you get into a handstand position and u kick ur legs up (usually one leg is forward and one leg is back) which will cause u to hop and this will eventually lead to one-handed hops etc.
"whoa that Korean guy's hand hops r sikk!"
by ck7o3 November 6, 2006
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New Hampshire Sales Tax

Money stolen by a prostitute after her john has already paid her for her services.

So named because New Hampshire has no sales tax. This term was coined by an unlucky customer who stated "I knew they must have gotten it somewhere."
After I passed out that bitch took her New Hampshire Sales Tax.
by gothhenge September 22, 2004
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hops

A early to mid 1990's term originated out of New York City Hip Hop culture used to greet or refer to someone.

A term of endearment.
Grand Puba (Of Brand Nubians) Track (2)on "Reel To Reel" Album /Release Date: 1992: Track (2) 2nd Verse

- " Girbaud hanging baggy Hilfiger on the top napsack on my back that's just my flavor hops. "
by Ron Muller September 6, 2008
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Hoops

Hoops is the act of licking the circumference of an anus.
To give hoops or a hoop job -

I gave Sally some hoops last night and she went wild
by Hoopmaster September 25, 2009
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New Hampshire Fats

Minor League Baseball team affiliated with the Boston Red Sox. The New Hampshire Fats play in JJGII's backyard in Candia New Hampshire.
Guimond injured his ankle playing for the New Hampshire Fats.
by John Joseph Guimond II April 13, 2008
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