gutter child (noun): a gutter child is a member of the broader breed of individuals who fall on the bottom of the social pecking order. as opposed to people with useful and redeemable qualities, gutter children exhibit mannerisms making them fundamentally incompatible with the broader population.
for example, gutter children typically enjoy a distressing fascination with japanese anime. the wear of naruto branded gear to include the trademarked abstinence headbands can be considered a common identifier of gutter children, along with animal clothing.
the gutter child also demonstrates excessive sexual deviance. they will typically select the fat or hideous for their mates, in order to soothe their innate sense of inferiority to their natural betters. furthermore, gutter children exhibit exceedingly limited control of their emotions, often breaking down into an emasculated tantrum with alarming frequency. the gutter child thus may be considered a non-pubescent individual.
sharp objects may in fact force the gutter children to darwinize themselves, eliminating their cursed genes from the pool. unfortunately, these attempts may fall into a greater romantic scheme often influenced by their favorite music. this solution is inadvisable, given the resulting cleanup complications: the pen ink used to give themselves bitch tattoos coagulates with the blood, leading to a thick sticky substance insoluble to water and most cleaning solutions.
for example, gutter children typically enjoy a distressing fascination with japanese anime. the wear of naruto branded gear to include the trademarked abstinence headbands can be considered a common identifier of gutter children, along with animal clothing.
the gutter child also demonstrates excessive sexual deviance. they will typically select the fat or hideous for their mates, in order to soothe their innate sense of inferiority to their natural betters. furthermore, gutter children exhibit exceedingly limited control of their emotions, often breaking down into an emasculated tantrum with alarming frequency. the gutter child thus may be considered a non-pubescent individual.
sharp objects may in fact force the gutter children to darwinize themselves, eliminating their cursed genes from the pool. unfortunately, these attempts may fall into a greater romantic scheme often influenced by their favorite music. this solution is inadvisable, given the resulting cleanup complications: the pen ink used to give themselves bitch tattoos coagulates with the blood, leading to a thick sticky substance insoluble to water and most cleaning solutions.
I walked in on a brood of horrid smelling individuals diddling some 32 sided dice. I must have found the gutter children.
by high speed and hooah June 14, 2011
Get the gutter childmug. drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.
by Calisa October 28, 2007
Get the Gutter Surfingmug. by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
Get the Gutter Swimmingmug. A "nomadic" variant of punk, usually in the form of walking
They can take several weeks even months to reach a certain destination, most stay in a city/town for a max of 4 days for recuperation. They tend to be positive about outdoor living and commonly (but not limited to) sleep in the bush, squats, 'out of sight' street corners, barnhouses and makeshift shacks. They are less likely to become trapt in substance abuse than their hitch hiker/non-transient counterparts and often have some knowledge on wilderness survival. Common gear can range from tents to bivouac sacks usually accompanied by a crowbar and a sleeping bag, some have been known to carry axes, wire cutters, combat knives and even screw drivers. There are also rare cases where they would carry shovels, cooking gear, nails and hammers. Scavenging is common among these types, some are known to collect empties and scrap metal as a form of income. Often they are more physically fit than hitch hikers/non-transients and tend to have a fondness for healthy eating. Some are limited to a specific route while others go on a country wide tour.
They can take several weeks even months to reach a certain destination, most stay in a city/town for a max of 4 days for recuperation. They tend to be positive about outdoor living and commonly (but not limited to) sleep in the bush, squats, 'out of sight' street corners, barnhouses and makeshift shacks. They are less likely to become trapt in substance abuse than their hitch hiker/non-transient counterparts and often have some knowledge on wilderness survival. Common gear can range from tents to bivouac sacks usually accompanied by a crowbar and a sleeping bag, some have been known to carry axes, wire cutters, combat knives and even screw drivers. There are also rare cases where they would carry shovels, cooking gear, nails and hammers. Scavenging is common among these types, some are known to collect empties and scrap metal as a form of income. Often they are more physically fit than hitch hikers/non-transients and tend to have a fondness for healthy eating. Some are limited to a specific route while others go on a country wide tour.
You know he/she is a real gutter punk when they do nothing but talk about their cross country adventures.
by Assrickin December 3, 2010
Get the Gutter Punkmug. Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.
Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.
Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.
Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.
by cystophora May 11, 2018
Get the gutter twinkmug. A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.
by bb714 February 8, 2015
Get the gutter woodmug. by Starshine27 April 4, 2021
Get the Gutter mouthmug.