Carpe Grammer

Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.

Often used at the end of said speach.

Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*

by Uriah heep January 9, 2009

Ap_Graeme

A beautiful, loving and caring "young lady". She is very rare to find. Losing her could have a really bad influence in your life

Ap_Graeme is one of my best friends.
Ap_Graeme is crushing on my cousin Greame.

by Mashimane December 1, 2020

Han-grage

When you are way beyond hangry. A ravenous hunger fueled by rage because you had to wait an insane amount of time to eat.

I was so hungry, I began to experience a han-grage the likes of which I have never felt before.

by candlegirl January 12, 2021

kalani gramento

the greatest man alive

Micheal Jordan is an kalani gramento

by kzueb gramy March 28, 2022

Cryptic Grammer

A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.

Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.

by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022

Jon Grammes

When working conditions have reached maximum absurdity and emails are sent to God and country far and beyond that persons level of employment and purchasing power. When someone sends a hate laced email fuled with discontent and rage to get as many reactions as possible so that even the smallest infractions are looked at with a microscope from that point on.

I'm going to pull a Jon Grammes if they don't get hot fixing this fucked up place.

by NurseBriBri October 27, 2022

Doing a Graeme

When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.

1: Man I haven't I shit in 2 weeks
2: have you tried doing a Graeme?

by SplitscreenFace November 7, 2022