The boy wanted to make his own reality show or something like punk'd, but his version was fucking with local folks. The goofus was trying to make people famous.
by Solid Mantis August 13, 2019
Get the Goofus mug.An idiotic creature usually in the form of a small canine. One who is always outside but shits indoors. Constantly getting on your nerves even when they are sleeping. Usually always the scapegoat in every situation. Few reach into adulthood due to such annoying nature.
Latin Name- Goopalus Retardelayo
Latin Name- Goopalus Retardelayo
"Shut the heck up Goopus poopus! No one is talking to you"
"What else can be expected of a Goopus"
"Get the F*** outta here Goopus!"
"Goopalus Retardelous.. "
"What else can be expected of a Goopus"
"Get the F*** outta here Goopus!"
"Goopalus Retardelous.. "
by LordGoopus September 16, 2019
Get the Goopus Poopus mug.When a man repetitively masturbates, specifically laying on his back while his ejaculation all ends up in his bush, in which he doesn't shower or clean himself up for an extended period of time leaving his bush to turn into a sticky gooey mess.
Also done to women with extreme semen fetishes that generally don't take care of themselves downstairs and like the smell of large quantities of old semen stuck in there bush. Some of which actually pick pieces off and eat.
Also done to women with extreme semen fetishes that generally don't take care of themselves downstairs and like the smell of large quantities of old semen stuck in there bush. Some of which actually pick pieces off and eat.
Dude, Matt stinks so bad!
Yea I know apparently he never showers and is totally in "Goobushing."
Man! That chick paid us $50 each to just cum in her bush and she smelt like rotting flesh!
Yea she's a total Goobush you should probably get tested!
Yea I know apparently he never showers and is totally in "Goobushing."
Man! That chick paid us $50 each to just cum in her bush and she smelt like rotting flesh!
Yea she's a total Goobush you should probably get tested!
by FisterNation January 26, 2020
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To great a recently awoken in the morning with the phrase "Good Morning".
Mostly occurring in online chat rooms when most of the people there are rather friendly!
One can't possibly perform the act of Goorning during Noon, the Afternoon, or the Evening.
Mostly occurring in online chat rooms when most of the people there are rather friendly!
One can't possibly perform the act of Goorning during Noon, the Afternoon, or the Evening.
Don't Goorn me, I haven't had my coffee yet...
I went onto Discord this morning and I was feeling nice and decided to Goorn everyone on my server.
My mom Goorned me through text.
Good Morning, Mood Gorning, Mod Goorning, Goorn.
I went onto Discord this morning and I was feeling nice and decided to Goorn everyone on my server.
My mom Goorned me through text.
Good Morning, Mood Gorning, Mod Goorning, Goorn.
by A Guy Named 9au1 January 13, 2021
Get the Goorn mug.Goofus became a goofus due to a lack of corporal (to/of the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid, and thought that everyone else became (got to become) a goofus as a kid too.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
Get the Goofus mug.Goofus became wicked due to lack of corporal (of/to the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid. Goofus thought that it was okay for him/her to hit others, but that it was a crime for anyone to hit him/her because of Goofus's upbringing, though Goofus would always claim that he/she was hitting back or that it was self-defense no matter what if he/she knew that the right authority figures were watching or listening.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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