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Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.
It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.
by PHF77 May 12, 2019
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gobert'd

Verb - the act(s) or omission(s) of one person that results in the destruction of an entire institution.
Rudy Gobert just gobert'd the NBA.

Adolf Hitler just gobert'd the League of Nations.
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Government.doing.stuff laughs uncontrollably at Obamna Soda.
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Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!
by MacGown November 5, 2021
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A government truth

When someone tells you a lie that you can clearly see is not true.
When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.
by Lynn828 June 18, 2013
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Self-government

Government of a country by its own people, especially after having been a colony.
The poll showed that 80 percent of the population of the region supported self-government.
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"Use the comparative method to analyze and assess the diversity of political life, institutional alternatives, differences in processes and policy outcomes, and the impact of global political and economic changes." -From the college Board
compare the different forms of government in ap comparative government and politics
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