cunt globe

when ones cunt has been so viciously humped that it resembles a globe, very loose and open.

I was about to give this chick the works but when i pulled down her kelt she had a cunt globe.

by dj b March 16, 2005

Globetard

Egotists who spends all their time arguing with flattards, and think they're going to teach them the truth.

The only thing worse than a flattard is a globetard.

by Dust678 April 30, 2019

Golden Globes

They're the awards that the Hollywood Foreign Press Association in theory gives to the best of cinema and television. They divide everything in two categories: comedy and drama. Once upon a time, the Golden Globes used to be taken seriously, but in recent years their nominees are movies that didn't even intended to be awarded (The Tourist, Bridesmaids, RED, Alice in Wonderland, etc.) and flicks that didn't even deserved it (Avatar the most notable example).

Since the rating drops in these past years, the HFPA has turned to the most desperate gimmicks like having the annoying comedian Ricky Gervais as its host and disposable teen idols like Megan Fox and Justin Bieber as presenters.

Golden Globes injustices:
a) Avatar winning best drama movie and District 9 being ignored in the category.
b) Glee winning over The Big Bang Theory as best comedy series.
c) Terri Hatcher winning as best comedy actress in a TV series while her superior co-star Marcia Cross didn't get anything.

by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012

Globetard

someone with common sense and does actual science and math h = r - r cos(s/2r) as oppose to 8 inches per mile squared(wich is for parabolas,not spheres),scientists have proven globetards right numerous times and you insist that government bad and science government therefore science bad,go learn something or test the same tests that scientists had to prove the earth is flat,you flattards

person 1:Globetards are dumb
person 2:go back to school

by kinekosogayhegay June 1, 2020

across the globe

Around the earth

Across the globe opinions appear unanimous as perceptions refrain from being synonymous.

by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009

Globetrotting

When you finger a girl and you pick her up and then spin her on your fingers like a basketball.

Dude, last night I was Globetrotting her so fast she couldn't walk straight afterwards.

by GarGarBear June 10, 2011

Glorbs

Glorious Orbs; Breasts, Glorious Breasts. These aren't just ANY boobs. They are perfect. They're C's or D's Round, Supple, and Beautiful.

Dude, Look over there, That girls glorbs are keeping her afloat.

by TatorSauce July 30, 2011