like giving a flashlight to a blind man

committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.

pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.

by earpuller November 21, 2010

mandatory gift giving bush

A Christmas tree

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012

Draw them giving birth

Non national day, on March 2nd is when people ask a artist for a request on Twitter or Instagram but if the artist denied that request spam them with “draw them giving birth”

Person 1: give me some request that I can draw

Person 2: draw the “character” giving birth

Person 1: No-

Person 2: draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth

by Spoon_Sploon December 12, 2021

Gillingham

A town in the south east UK. Do not travel here unless absolutely necessary. Walking down the high street has been proven to cause crippling depression. Common sightings include crackheads doing their Iceland shopping in their dressing gown, gangs of year 9 wannabe roadmen who will beef you for no reason to look hard Infront of their dedoid friends, and crackhead men driving about in their second hand BMWs in their full Adidas tracksuit thinking they're the dog's bollocks despite living off the dole since they left school. Gillingham is best known for its football team and it's resident world-class rapper Prezzaman.

"where did you go last weekend?"
"I popped into Gillingham to see a mate, I now have depression"

by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 20, 2021

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.

Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017

giving her the D

Very straight forward expression used by men when hanging with other male friends about what he is going to do with a new girl he has met after meeting up. So basically a reference to having sex the D standing for Dick.

"Going out later on definately giving her the D ;p"

by thetruebro August 25, 2014

Gilling

creating an act of talent for a celebrity crush and successfully getting them to contact you.

so named after Chelsea Gill who on January 2nd 2012 wrote a song for celebrity jason segel which he saw and took her and her twin sister out to the comedy awards later that week.

i'm going to make a Gilling video and maybe patrick fugit will see it and reply back to me.

by kryz-D January 21, 2012