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Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
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Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s
During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.
Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s
During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.
Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
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