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Gentleman's adjustment 

A polite British term for masturbation
William has just gone for a gentleman's adjustment
Gentleman's adjustment by xGryph September 19, 2015

gentleman's riding coat 

The Honourable Tarquin ffylkheme-Gernlough (pronounced felch me gently) was conceived due to his father forgetting his gentleman's riding coat.

Gentleman’s Library 

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.
I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

Gentleman’s Jog 

The courteous increase of one’s pace from a walk to a jog or sprint, ideally when moving faster will benefit another person/people who were being polite in the first place.
I saw the friendly truck driver letting me walk across the street even after the walk sign turned off so I picked up my pace and gave him a Gentleman’s Jog in return so he could quickly get on his way.

Kieran patiently held the door for Michael who was 20 feet away so Michael, being a stand up guy, kicked it in to 12th gear and returned Kieran’s favor with a Gentleman’s Jog. They passed through the door in a timely fashion, shook hands and parted ways.
Gentleman’s Jog by Misterbig April 28, 2020

Gentleman's Gel 

Baby Gravy, semen, sperm, spunk etc etc
Hair need taming Mary? Here, rub this and have some of my gentlemans gel :D
Gentleman's Gel by Wise Man July 11, 2003

gentleman's lunch

Enjoying a meal or snack, while sitting atop the toilet. Done most often while defecating.
I was pressed for time between work and school, so I had to have a gentleman's lunch.