gaytheism

The denomination of a gay person who also believes in a higher power. Due to hatred from relegious groups, the gay person pretends to be atheist in front of his/her gay friends to avoid gaytred.

"Is Michael going to the Christmas tree lighting this year?"

"No. Ever since his coming out party, he's converted to gaytheism."

by Big CU January 9, 2008

garth mongrel

half up, mongrel, half mast, semi, drooper
When a male organ(penis) is half erect, not completely hard

I tried to have sex last night, but I was so drunk/munted, all I could manage was a garth mongrel!!

by big godzirra May 16, 2008

Gaytheist

Pretty self explanatory: a gay atheist.

Person 1: I’m a bisexual Christian.
Person 2: I’m a Jewish lesbian.
Person 3: I’m a straight agnostic.
Person 4: I’m a gaytheist.

by nutella137 January 25, 2021

Gareth

Is this even a name?

Is Gareth coming?
Who would ever name a child Gareth?

by Jsrach February 26, 2018

garthy

Something that is not boss.

Bro, that shirt is like hella garthy.

by I AM AN FBI AGENT! April 14, 2006

Gareth Reilly

Prick.

You are a Gareth Reilly

by maddykin October 17, 2010

Gareth

A British slang term for a particularly strong and addictive variety of marijuana, generally very expensive and rare.

Normal grass just isn't doing it for me at the moment, old chap... I think I'll procure some Gareth.

by FactFinder November 13, 2014