Desperation Goggles 

When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.

I just realized the guy I hooked up with looks like a moth. I must've had desperation goggles.

Desperation Goggles by moonbaby September 30, 2012

prom goggles 

When the mood, and excitement of a certain event in addition to your crazy hormones trick you into seeing someone else in a whole new, romantic light for a brief period of time. Mostly occurs at high school proms when you witness your date looking more attractive than usual and having a good time with you; you suddenly feel like you want to spend the rest of your life with them so the fun will never end and that you two are soul mates. Usually wears off within a week if you aren't in a committed relationship with them.

Bob: Dude, I think I'm in love with Sadie...
John: What?! Really? I thought you two were just friends? Oh wait, don't tell me you got prom goggles last night!
Bob: No dude, I'm serious! Last night it just clicked in my head that we were meant to be together!
John: Uh uh. Whatever you say...

prom goggles lust fun date love high school hormones excitement serious friend crazy delusional

prom goggles by Shitzu4you May 15, 2013

Fogle Goggles 

Fogle Goggles is when you are attracted to someone younger than you and you stare at them for long periods of time.

Guy 1: Did you see that 8th Grader?! So hot...

Guy 2: Dude... Stop giving her the Fogle Goggles.

Fogle Goggles by dinglebuttsex June 7, 2016

Corona Goggles 

When you have lived with a person for years and never noticed them sexually. Then you get quarantined and they look all types of good. However, once the quarantine ends, it becomes all types of uncomfortable and you want out. See "Coyote ugly" for how to get out of it.

Erik has lived with Michelle for years and never knew she was a woman. After he got quarantined, he banged a number of holes. Quarantine was lifted and the corona goggles came off and now he is looking for a new place to live.

Corona Goggles by vdub4motion April 11, 2020

Boggle goggles 

It’s when you have been awake for 3-4 days and your feeling toey as and absolute Minger’s start looking good after day 4-5, ones you usually wouldn’t go for start becoming attractive

Johns been awake for 4 days now and thinks that chicks hot, mate she is a Minger he must have his boggle goggles on

Boggle goggles by Tyler keenaz September 5, 2021

north dakota goggles

The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.

"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."

"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."

north dakota goggles by UnderYourBridgeTROLL January 22, 2014

the goggles do nothing 

a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".

Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.

McBain: MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

the goggles do nothing by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010