Futon Turd

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

by Hook em Horns February 11, 2009

futon

fu-ton. v. to take an attractive member of the opposite sex to one's futon for sexual purposes.

I think I'm finally going to futon this guy I've been seeing, tonight!

by Caro July 19, 2004

futon

A word in the used in New England region mostly meaning
"clutch"
This could apply to any number of activities or circumstances
Usually the word is said alone in a loud voice without any other add-ons.

After making a last minute shot in a basketball game...
"Futon!"

After making the subway right before the doors close...
"Futon!"

by Franklin Tillfield III March 1, 2008

futon

futon is my bestest best friend in the whole widest worldest she gets on my nerves sometimes but thats ok she is the most awsomeist awsome person in the world....The futon lives on!!!

she helps me with all of my problems!

by kiki April 6, 2005

Fultoning

To overthink a fantasy football decision to the detriment of your team

"Oh god, he's dropped Calvert-Lewin for Wilson, he's fultoning again"

by Mikeyoligy September 19, 2020

Fultonville, Ny

Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.

Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

futton

Well known Old English family currently represented by one remaining house. The Lord and Lady Futtonsworth known around the Burberry region as a fine philanthropic example of old English nobility. They have dual residency with their second home in the county of Randolph and city of Asheboro in the new country of the United States of America.

The Futtonsworths are a noble family.

by ciscomc November 24, 2013