FTS

Fixin' to start (FTS) is the southern version of PMS.

I'll be able to relax in a couple of days, my wife is FTS.

by Mopar2021 March 17, 2021

FTS

Fuck the system

You hear about how Ronnie got 15 to life for that murder charge that was out of self defense? Yeah, FTS.

by Otie_1800 September 3, 2022

Ft. Wayne Fucktard

1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.

2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.

1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.

2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!

by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023

FTS

Fuck This Shit . For times when FML just isn't working .

Ex 1 : ' I got an F on the biggest test of the year ? FTS . '

Ex 2 : ' My best friend just stole my girlfriend . FTS . '

by AngrierAndAngrier December 11, 2011

FTS

FTS means "Fuck That Shit"
may be used almost for every occasion

"Damn! the papers are due to tomorrow oh well FTS"
"FTS im going to grab my self a beer"
"My boyfriend left me two days ago FTW i'll find a new one"

by Chris-Vox@-Dreamers As Kings November 22, 2011

ft

feet tickle

yo dude can i ft u?

by feettickler22 March 27, 2020

Ft

Well I thohght this meant fuck tonight but apparently it's facetime...

Boyf: wanna ft?
Me: *sarcasm that's romantic, totally
Boyf: would you want to gently facetime in the hills upon this evening???
Me: oh

by QuestioningEverything July 1, 2017