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FTS

Fuck the Saints.

Me: Touchdown! FTS!

by emeraldcountry May 3, 2018

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ft.

an abbreviation for "featuring", used in playbills, especially standup comedy.

We have an amazing lineup tonite at the Comedy Club, ft. Maria Bamford and Paula Poundstone!

by Postmodern Dog September 7, 2017

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Ft. Murica

A redneck cookout/gunshow

We are going to Ft. Murica for food and guns

by Donaldo_Trumpaldo May 21, 2017

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Ft

Well I thohght this meant fuck tonight but apparently it's facetime...

Boyf: wanna ft?
Me: *sarcasm that's romantic, totally
Boyf: would you want to gently facetime in the hills upon this evening???
Me: oh

by QuestioningEverything July 1, 2017

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Ft

OMG jazzy ft me

by Jazzmyne December 8, 2017

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FTS

Dude! Theres a spider on the wall!!!! Other guy: FTS!!! (Fuck this shit)

by OmqxqmO June 17, 2016

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ft bitch

Fuck that bitch

Girl: I'm robbing u

Boy 1: ok ok

Boy 2: damn ft bitch

by Doug23 May 15, 2016

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